It’s “ladies’ night” at The Five And Dime,
It’s revelry, wit and party time.
So I’ll don the frock and slap on the paint,
My nom de plume is Sardonica Saint!
I’m just one of a group of counterfeits,
We put on the glamour, the dress, the glitz.
We may be misfits, we may be flawed,
But treat us right and just applaud!
We’ll give you a show that’s quite sublime,
Enjoy yourself, it’s not a crime!