Let’s here it for so-called celebrity
“Stars” ripped from obscurity,
Impostors Desperate to get back on TV
So I ask, who the hell are you?

How about Celeb Big Brother
Or, more accurately, it’s A.N Other
A scatotering whose fame is really killer
Then loads you would just call dubious filler’,
So I ask, who the hell are you?

So what does it take to have some fame?
It’s not in your character, look or name,
You don’t even need a particular skill
Just be on TV to get on the bill
So I ask, who the hell are you?

© Caro Ness 2015