Would you like a Bacardi?

Can I get you a gin? 

A nice boutique variety,

Where shall we begin? 

I’ve got some Paul Masson brandy,

Some Vodka Citron,

Or, if you like Yankee,

I have some Bourbon!

My bar was set up

By my darling wife

You’ll have THE best martini,

You’ve had in your life! 

© Caro Ness 2015