Please don’t get me started,
Or it’s going to provoke,
I cannot understand the fact
That you still choose to smoke.
I swear if I had MY way,
It’s something I’d revoke.
Each time that you take a puff,
You’re filling up with coke.*
And you know that there’s a likelihood
Your breath will fail and choke.

If I could wave a wand right now,
Clean lungs is what I would invoke.

*coke as in tar