Revenge is a dish that’s best served cold,
An adage worth its weight in gold.
You wait until your hurt and pain has gone,
To avenge yourself on the one that’s done you wrong.
You find an inventive and clever solution,
That brings satisfaction and complete resolution!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer still,
So you can exact true justice, if you will.
So those who’ve wronged me, you’d better take care,
I’ve found a way to get even, so boy, beware!