Jam and Jerusalem, a clarion call,
Euphemism for those ladies down the village hall,
The fabulous stalwarts of the W.I,
Who’ll run a raffle or bake a pie.
Who redefine the words charitable, compassionate, noble,
Whose famous nude calendar went viral, went global.
Who’ve raised loads of dosh for numerous charities,
The W.I., would you applaud them please!?

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