What particular ‘crib’ do you call your home?
Is it bricks and mortar or plate glass and chrome?
A palace, a pig-sty, New York tenement?
Or is it some visionary social experiment?
A nice country cottage, a rural retreat,
Something traditional, something effete?
Are you nomadic? D’you live in a yurt?
Or is it a mud hut, fashioned from dirt?
I love the winter, so I’m telling you,
I’m going for an ice-house, a cosy igloo!