I know that this is an enormous great toque*,
And it makes me look just a trifle baroque,
But I feel one must always just play the part,
If you want to do something with passion and heart.
Yes, I’m a pastry chef extraordinaire,
Scattering flour most everywhere,
This might resemble a rolling pin,
But it doubles as my teething ring!
* toque = chef’s hat

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