OK! So I’m embarrassed!
But please understand,
I was just playing slightly,
And things got out of hand.
With one tiny wriggle,
The blind just kind of slips,
And before I quite know it,
I’m strung up by my tum and my hips!
I know I look pathetic,
But I’m very sore,
So please just unravel me,
I’ll mess around no more!