I don’t mind saying, there’s no mistake!
I REALLY do love birthday cake.
I’m always happy as a clam,*
With a Victoria sandwich spread liberally with jam!
Or a really lovely chocolate sponge,
So I can cover my face with cream and grunge!
So don’t hold back, just load my plate,
I’ve an empty stomach, my need is great!

* an American expression mes in ecstatically happy.