Yes! I know it, I made a bad call!
I’m stuck here suspended, next to the wall.
Back legs on the bannister, front on a rail,
The only thing that can move is the the tip of my tail….
I feel like an idiot, feel like a clown,
Please come and save me, just lift me down!
There’s kibble for breakfast and chicken for tea,
So for pity’s sake, I’m begging, come rescue me!!