My friend had a piglet called Sam,
Who was destined to be fattened for ham,
But he had such charm,
That he came to no harm,
He’s alive and happier than a clam! *
* happy as a clam at high tide is an American expression for someone who is as happy as can be (thanks Cory Cook)
Caro Field Author 
So no bacon rolls for breakfast then 😦
No afraid not, unless you are going Danish!
Heaven forbid!
Aw, I’m pleased. Pigs are just like dogs, and often a great deal more intelligent. xx :-))
They are indeed
This warms my heart Caro…Sam is darling! xx
He is isn’t he?
Sweet little feller – couldn’t eat him either!
Nor me!