Bed 24 on Oliver Ward,
Life in hospital’s no reward!
Without some credit or a dime,
There’s no way to pass the time!
I cannot text, I cannot ring,
I cannot do a ruddy thing,
So if I want to call my wife, let’s sayI can’t do so, there’s no way!
I’ve asked the nurse to, if she ‘s time,
But that’s a foolish paradigm.
I cannot even watch TV,
Because you need a darned CC*!
Or you go and buy a special card,
But when immobile, that’s quite hard!I own an Apple phone 5s,
And all I have to do is press,
My thumb firmly but quite gently down,
And the print’s accepted, with ne’er a frown.
So I tell you that it’s very tough,
When all your high tech Apple stuff,
Is thwarted by one Vodafone,
Because, in here, there is no tone,
It’s like strolling through the great unknown,
You feel so helpless and alone!
Today I can only hear Jeremy Vine,
In all other circs, I’d politely decline!
It’s free to get BBC Radio 2 or 4,
But you have to pay if you want more!So despite the risk of loss or theft,
Keep cash or credit, or you feel bereft!Don’t mean to lecture or to preach,
But your loved ones are out of reach…
So take some cash or take a card,
Or ward life will be somewhat hard!
*CC = credit card
travelingmexico said:
I really hate hospital life as we age, I spent a month in hospital as a wee lad and that was not so bad, the option would have been much worse. But now that I’m older I am in fear of those people in white with needles and rolling beds.
caroness1 said:
I just hate the endless waiting!
Carolina HeartStrings said:
How interesting about the use of credit cards in hospitals. It sounds fair IF the medical you’re receiving is free. Hospitals and doctors offices used to post “no cell phones” since they interfered with electrical devices. Is that not an issue any more?
caroness1 said:
Not any more!
RAAckerman@Cerebrations.biz said:
I have been blessed to have not spent a night in the hospital in more than 5 decades. (Of course, it has meant i left AMO, but…)
caroness1 said:
I wish I didn’t have to from time to time
sophiebowns said:
I was a student nurse for a couple of years! I really do feel for patients, they must get so bored! Great poem 🙂
caroness1 said:
Thanks Sophie!
Muriel said:
I hate hospitals with a passion. There is nothing to do but wait. That said, usually I am too tired to do anything else. I hope that you are well now!
caroness1 said:
Much better thanks!