A guy on the street corner,
Was setting the world to rights,
He had a large loudhailer,
And accosted all those in his sights.
He’d point at certain people ,
And say “God wants you out!”
And all those he’d pinpointed,
Would glance furtively about.
He spotted a muscular black man,
And said “You’re going to hell, don’t you see?”
And, without pause, the black guy replied,
“No I’m not my man, I’m going to HMV!”