When proofing a wedding invitation,
You need to use real concentration,
Dot every “I” and cross every “T”,
And everyone’s in the right marquee,
That your names are right and correctly spelled,
That the paper quality is unparalleled,
That they have a return address,
So they can tell you if they’ll be a guest,
That your friends arrive at the right reception,
That they’re there from the service’s inception.
So put on your glad rags, dress or trew,
And celebrate our wedding! Come, please do!