Please pass me my art deco shaker,

I’m in the mood to be a booze-maker,

Give me a swizzle stick and highball glass,

I want to give you a cocktail class…

Squeezes of lime, plenty of ice,

Sugar syrup for balance, and then some spice,

So lashings of lovely golden rum,

To make your taste buds zing and hum,

Then shake, shake, shake,

Till your muscles ache..

To make the perfect yard arm drink,

Down it with relish, don’t doublethink!

A lesson in marv’lous mixology,

To make a delicious daiquari…