An iris is a stunning thing,

Delicate as a mayfly’s wing,

The French adore their fleur de lys,

‘Cause they make a gorgeous centrepiece,

I particularly like the purple one,

With a splash of yellow, like the sun,

It’s nature in a grand design, 

It’s regal, yes, it’s palatine,

So make me happy, make me smile,

Give me this flower of grace and style.