She’s a blanket romantic, her husband makes cheese,

How chocolate fingers taste best on the high seas,*

And oh, she is pregnant, so she is well pleased.

Fishing for mackerel (Tom caught three for tea),

Stopping off on a clifftop for a pink G & T!

She loves sleeping in tents, she likes pimping mince pies,

Why learning to knit is a pleasant surprise….

How she married her Tom on the step she made with her Dad,

How she likes to do ‘boy stuff’ and just be a lad.

She fancies a shed in which to be creative,

Go visit her blog, before she goes ‘native’!

*Well on the canal in Bath to be exact!