Baggage Handler Dot Me, a strange name for a blog,

Till you learn that it is a catalogue,

Of the author’s years first smuggling drugs,

Then his years as informant, dealing with thugs.

You will learn about Johnny, the DEA lead,

Read of the satellite TV guy, peddling “weed”,

You learn about Mano, from the Columbia cartel,

Of El Gordo who knew how to acquire, to sell,

You meet up with Tim, who will sell you a Lexus,

But also some drugs concealed near your solar plexus,

He’s had a life that was hard and full of abuse,

But he’s put his experiences to really good use,

His DEA years are in his new book,

And so, my dear reader, why don’t you go take a look?