The Monkey Bellhop is written by John,
He’s a fan of comedy, ‘specially quick fire,
And he likes the image of a crazy marathon,
Involving a monkey in bellhop attire…
Read his interview with Blog Catalog then go to sleep,
Discover his thoughts at the kitchen sink,
His one-size-fits-all horoscope, read it and weep,
Must you be mad to be US president, what do you think?
He relies on the company of strangers because you don’t need to give them a gift,
Claims he sank a Japanese warship by burping out loud,
You must value loyalty not money, or he’ll give you short shrift,
Thinks dishonest mechanics should be disallowed.
So go to his blog if you want a good laugh,
Or go buy his book with his autograph!
The Monkey Bellhop
07 Thursday Mar 2013
Posted in poetry
Caro Field Author 
Another PR piece- by the time you are done, we’ll have examined a thousand blogs or more!
HAHAHA! I am enjoying myself!
Love the picture – where do we find his blog – you empower!!
He is at http://www.monkeybellhop.com
Keep enjoying yourself, because we are enjoying you also and look forward to our daily treat from Caro Ness.
Very fun poem, Caro, and that picture is worth a lot of words, too!!
Thanks William! Glad you’re enjoying yourself as much as I am!
A Masterpiece lovely 🙂 xxx
Thank you my darling. I is looking forward to your soup, innit?!
Caro, I went to John’s website. He is so funny. I read his article on being president of the 2nd grade class and I totally agree with the idea that any one who wanted to be president was crazy. He made it make more sense to me than my government class did. Thanks.
Another terrific poem! I went to his blog and he is hysterical! Thank you for introducing me to another wonderful blogger!
It’s great fun isn’t it?
Thank you, Caro, for the lovely poem and for making others aware of my blog. At the current time there are exactly, hold on let me add up the numbers, yes, including my mother, one person reading it on a consistent basis. My mother has been a great supporter but mostly she reads it to find typos after she’s completed the NY Times crossword puzzle and is just killing time until the next one is published in the Sunday Magazine section. All the best, John
Well I certainly do and I don’t kill time with the crossword either!
Where do you find the time to find great blogs? Thanks for the recommendation!
..particularly foodie ones!
I enjoy looking