Pardon me if this poem or plot starts to thicken,

But there’s an exceptional blog known as Vomiting Chicken!

What a name for a blog! It has wit and pzazz!

It’s full of family, good humour, and all of that jazz!

Tales of Little Mack, horses and severe winter frost,

When catching a guinea, the battle’s usually lost,

How the worms from the worm farm tried to make an escape,

Till they got moved and rehoused in a more congenial place,

Don’t take my word for it, why don’t you go ask her,

Just what Amy’s chickens are up to up there in Nebraska.

They have names like Babes, Ginger, Silk, Oakley and Puff,

Now seriously reader, I just can’t get enough,

Of their battles with an oppossum of gigantic size,

Who attempted to take all those chickens by stealth, by surprise,

But was eventually trapped and dispatched by  brave Grandpa’s gun,

So the hens could roost in peace in their safe chicken run.

Dear readers, I hope, reading about it, you’ll all take my cue,

And go pay a  visit to this blog site without more ado!