imgresI feel the need, the need to feed
My face with fruits de mer!
It IS a real passion, I don’t want to ration
Myself to a pauper’s share!
Pardon me whilst I grab for the winkles, the crab,
The lobster, the scallops (the Coquilles St Jacques),
I need to just cram in a winkle, a clam,
And, after that ‘snack’, give my lips a good smack.
I just cannot skimp on that prawn or that shrimp,
And nor can you wean me off langoustine,
Now let me just foister for that lonesome oyster
But a standard snail just shouldn’t be seen!
I cannot resist, cannot cease or desist,
By all that’s holy, I cannot eat slowly,
I’m into my stride, that mussel can’t hide,
So squeeze a lemon and pass the aioli!

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