Download an App from the iTunes store

And it seems your bed frame is so much more..

It’s got wi-fi and bluetooth – that missing link –

So Apple products can effortlessly synch…

iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch,

All double as remotes, as such…

Turn on a fan, from the comfort of bed…

Or switch on a light, to get your book read…

Dim music for a romantic mood…

Oh, let’s not go there…it might get rude.

Fancy something relaxing, something more chilled?

A 15 speed massage is currently billed

As a must for your welfare, good for your poise.

• the Whisper Quiet Motor ensures there’s no noise.

Billed as “Wall Hugger”, it stands flush to the wall

From there, your desire’s at your beck and call…

If lying flat on your back is passée and boring,

Raise the bed head six inches to stop you from snoring…

Want to feel weightless? Free of that stitch?

Zero Gravity’s applied at the flick of a switch!

Tremendous for endless, remorseless pain,

Collapse into bed over and over again.

You can even opt for a split frame design

So I lie flat, you’re at a gentle incline…

King-size, Queen-size, even a twin,

Begone insomnia, let dreamtime begin…

So that’s my poem, and here comes the crux

What do I get for plugging the Reverie Deluxe?!