Big Yellow

3b7c99b2-9c95-46b3-a220-9294a332d4e7_image_jpegI exchanged a 5 bedroom house for a 2 bedroom flat,

And there really is nothing wrong with that,

Except for the fact that I have gathered toot for years,

That now leaves me cold and frankly in tears,

Because I now have to learn the words “ditch” and “divest”,

Or “donate to charity” and ‘just dump the rest…”

In the meantime I’ve learned that my new bed fellow

Has to be a storage unit known as Big Yellow…

The name alone will fill me with dread,

Till my unit is empty, or else I am dead…

The Spiralizer

images-7The Spiralizer’s a great piece of kit,

The minute you use it, you ask what you did without it,

If you are vegetarian, vegan or just love food in the raw

This little machine is worth fighting for.

It’ll chop a courgette into scrumptious spaghetti,

Or dice up a carrot into crunchy confetti.

Make a salad to die for from ribbons of mooli,

Drench it with basil, tomato and garlic coulis.

Just twirl on the handle and it is the biz,

You are set up for raw food, by jingo, gee whizz.

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A Visit To The Doctor

images-6A visit to the doctor always entails

Giving over endless intimate and rather gruesome details

About pills you take and the effects they’ve had,

On why they’re good, or why they’re bad,

On the fact that one pill involves taking four more

Because the side effects leave you feeling quite sore,

And severely depressed and horribly sick

Or feeling like you’ve been hit by a brick,

And your head’s a mess, you’re in a fog,

You’re not running on digital but analogue!

Your skin is itching, it’s raw, it’s red

You cannot count how many tears you’ve shed,

You’d like the doc to prescribe an elixir to make you feel well,

Or better still, an ice-cold glass of Californian Zinfandel!

Lesogolame

Tree at house (1)The house sits on a plateau,

Looking down across the bush,

You might see kudu or giraffe,

Leopard, at a push.

The pool’s cut in the hillside,

You swim right to the edge,

And look down on the world below,

From your elevated ledge.

You feel as if the sky is huge,

That it extends beyond your view,

And you are small beneath it,

This wall of white and blue…

There are warthogs on this land,

That pop up when you least expect,

They race away, their young in tow,

Their heads and tails erect.

It is a place of sheer delight,

This beautiful game ranch,

Everything’s as large as life,

Enough to make you blanch.

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Z is for…

images-5I just love these creatures,

What’s not to like?

Zebras with zigzags

Of  black and white…

Their markings don’t allow them

To cower and hide

From lions who consider them

Lunch on the side!

An African plain…

What’s there in the grass…?

A herd of jazz donkeys

And they’re colourfast!

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London

imagesLondon is a special place,

A city that just thrives on space,

If you stay in the West End,

There’s a fact on which you can depend,

It’s just as full of parks and green

As night life or the clubbing scene.

Stroll along the Serpentine,

Find a bistro in which to dine,

Visit the chimps in Regent’s Park Zoo,

Take a trip south from Waterloo.

Take a slow whirl on the Millennium Wheel,

Visit Tussauds, it’s quite surreal.

There are numerous great things to do or see,

But I LOVE London’s greenery…

The Dinosaur

images-12When my love needs a little head-space,

And wants to be alone,

She  takes off to her favourite place,

It isn’t far from home.

An air of peace and calm prevails,

And soon she feels renewed,

Her dinosaur just never fails

To earn her gratitude.

He is a silent sentinel,

He gives her no critique,

But oh, the tales this guy could tell,

If this statue could just speak.

A Man Apart

images-7This poem was written for my friend, Bill Sanders, who nursed and cared for his extraordinary sister, Vicky,  throughout her fight against cancer until the day she died.

Tender, loving, understanding

You carried your sister’s future in your heart and soul

And all who met you wondered at

Your uncompromising love for her,

Your fierce determination to keep her alive.

Every move you made was with her best interests at heart,

Even when, with misgiving, you took her home.

Never doubt the value of that journey;

The spiritual call of those we hold dearest,

Must never be undervalued.

Celebrate her; celebrate her life

And honour your part in it.

You are a man apart, a man to treasure,

Your sister knew it and so do all those who meet you.

The Chichester Psalms: Second Movement

When I was still at school, I had the extraordinary experience of singing this piece with massed choirs and full orchestra, at the Festival Hall. I tried very hard to find you the counter-tenor that I sang with all those years ago because he had one of the most beautiful voices I have ever heard.

However, failing that, I found this stunning version sung by the choir of Clare College, Cambridge,with soloist Lawrence Zazzo….

When I was still at school, the arts section of a national newspaper reported the arrival of a celebrated American production of Bernstein’s Chichester Psalms from Carnegie Hall. It had apparently been touring to rave reviews from even the most jaded of critics. The soloist was a young Rhodes scholar. I adored the Chichester Psalms from the moment I first heard them. That was preparing for and then singing them with my school choir at the Royal Festival Hall in this very same production, featuring this same soloist. We sang it with a full orchestra, as the opening piece in a Christmas concert.

Each school had been asked to practice in isolation, learning the piece phonetically in Yiddish, the language it had been written in. Eventually, all the, boys only, girls only, co-educational, choirs came together in a couple of grand dress rehearsals. Singing it for the first time with full orchestra and massed choirs, rather than one piano, was exhilarating. The second movement, the Lord’s Prayer, opens with a flourish on the harp. Then the familiar notes of the psalm seem to hover above a haunting melody like jewels hanging on the air. Gradually, to the accompaniment of drums and cymbals, the piece evolves into a kind of battle hymn, before returning to a gentle reprise of the initial theme.

At this first rehearsal, a tall, immensely broad shouldered, well-muscled young black man was standing at the back. He looked as if he should be taking part in a Mr Universe contest, not listening to massed choirs sing. Then as the orchestra swooped into the familiar, sweet lyrical notes of the pivotal section, the Lord’s Prayer, he stepped forward and the most hauntingly beautiful counter tenor voice spiralled out of his throat, upward into the rafters…

“Adonai, ro-I, loh ehsar, binot day, shey yah but sehni, Al may mnu hot, gad naa lenii…”

Every member of that massed choir, and there were about 500 of us as I remember, turned as one to marvel at the beauty and purity of tone. It was utterly, intoxicating, mesmerising, bewitching…it was, as Bernstein intended it to be, a call to listen, a call to wonder, a call to prayer.

Judge for yourself…..

CROWCOMBE GATE

images-8Across the cattle grid and wind uphill,

Through ancient, twisting burr oak trees,

That unfurl above your head until

You reach the gorse and honey bees.

Here the heather starts to grow

In patches on the open moor,

Amidst ivy, balls of mistletoe,

And pine cones strewn on forest floor.

Wild ponies graze here, shy and quick

To move away from passers-by,

The woods are lush and they are thick,

So dense you cannot see the sky.

Ancient paths carve through this place,

Tracks that somehow man forgot,

You sense a timelessness and space,

Leading to some unknown spot.

Slopes drop very steeply down

Into a sparkling cobalt sea,

And high up there upon the crown

Of land, buzzards spiral lazily.

From here on sun-drenched summer days,

A real tranquility prevails,

And if not for a smoky haze,

You’d see clear across to Wales.

This place is beauty at its best,

This is truly god’s own land,

This is calm and peace expressed

By Nature’s loving hand.