I have an armchair that suits me just fine,
When reading the news with a nice glass of wine.
I have an excellent lamp, that casts a good light,
So reading’s no issue, no matter what time of night.
And I captured that cat, that was out “to explore”,
And now he’s adorning my very fine floor!
A taxidermist from Kent wanted a plug,
So can I recommend him if you want a nice rug?!