With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan for kind of cuckooing the first line…!

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I am the very model of a modern girl,

I drink coffee for chutzpah, tea if I’m in a whirl,

So it’s Espresso when I need an adrenaline shot,

But Keemun or Darjeeling for calmness, as likely as not!

I’m a sucker for iced coffee, I’m in seventh heaven,

But peppermint tea is one of my top eleven,

So drain your cup reader, of coffee or tea,

And celebrate the cult of the cuppa along with me!