I can’t get this urban vocab straight,

I am way beyond my ‘sell-by’ date,

In times gone by, it might seem dull,

There were simple uses for the word ‘scull’,

A bone, some oars, a rowing boat,

And you ‘sculled’ to keep the craft afloat,

Now it means, well what do you think?

Amongst other things, in a single gulp, you down a drink!

And ‘pepperazzi’ take shot after shot,

Of food they’ve eaten, whether you like it or not!

Putting someone ‘on blast’ is extremely cruel,

It means you make them look like a total fool,

What about bare and what about sick?

Not unwell or nude but great or sharp as a tick,

And what of bad? It’s understood,

That now ‘it’s bad’ actually means that it’s good!